PC Pest Eradication

Your computer is running about as well as a decomposing water buffalo. Are there programs on your computer you don't remember installing? When you go online, do you get a swarm of pop-ups? Are your friends repeatedly telling you to stop sending them viruses or spam?

1. PRINT THIS TUTORIAL FIRST!!
2. CLEAR SOME DISK SPACE
3. DOWNLOAD THE TOOLS
   1. Anti-Virus
      1. AVG Free
   2. Spyware remover
      1. AdAware Free
   3. Firewall software
   4. Registry cleaner (Windows)
4. GO COMPLETELY OFFLINE
   1. Disconnect from our ISP
   2. Disconnect the modem from the wall
   3. Disconnect the network connection
5. Eradicate the viruses and worms
6. Eradicate the spyware
7. Erect a burning wall of fire between you and the Internet
8. Block spyware before it gets in  

 

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